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What You Crave vs What You Need

  • Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.
  • Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.
  • Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.
  • Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.
  • Cookies: Freudian psychology.
  • Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
  • Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.
  • Ice: The sweet release of death.
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thesylverlining:

i feel like i am watching a magical girl transformation

thesylverlining:

i feel like i am watching a magical girl transformation

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Found Malfoy’s hand of glory! It’s Slitherin green and everything.

Found Malfoy’s hand of glory! It’s Slitherin green and everything.

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furything:

can you believe that there are legal nipples and illegal nipples

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gayinsect:

im pretty sure bromance is the perfect example of how embarrassingly fragile masculinity is. you know what a female bromance is called? a friendship 

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Second definition should be: a rejected spell from Harry Potter.

Second definition should be: a rejected spell from Harry Potter.

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I see a little silhouette of man.

I see a little silhouette of man.

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Thank you, dictionary.
Translation: no shit.

Thank you, dictionary.
Translation: no shit.

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It’s a little hard to see, but there was quidditch on the quad today!

It’s a little hard to see, but there was quidditch on the quad today!

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GUYS I MADE A FUNNY

GUYS I MADE A FUNNY

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Taking a break from Tumblr

So I came back from Yellowstone, which was lovely, to find my house flooded.  There was a leak in the kitchen, and water was spraying into the house for about a week.  We have insurance, so currently I’m living with my family in a hotel.  Not too much damage to irreplaceable objects, but the house in unlivable and won’t be repaired until September/October.

Anyway, I’m not going to be regularly on Tumblr for a bit.  I did a ton of jogging and hiking in Yellowstone—about 65 miles in 2 weeks.  I also ate pretty well while I was there.  Well now that I’m home it’s all about going out to eat since I don’t have such a great setup… I need to start jogging again.  I have a ton of free time, but I’m so busy. Go figure.

Anyway, tata for now.

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eatfithappiness:

mylife-mylove-mybody:

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I NEED THIS
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gorgeousdarren:

when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident

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